Commissioner Gordon's Meeting Attendees

• Commissioner Gordon (Host & Lord of the Fjords)
• Agent J (Mystery Solver)
• Dr. Kimble (Mad Scientist)
• Betty Brown (Scapegoat)
• Agent K (Spy)
• Dr. L (Linguist)

Today's meeting was about the importance of properly calibrating the Doomsday Device. Commissioner Gordon reminded everyone that a 5% margin of error can be the difference between a successful apocalypse and a catastrophic reboot.

Dr. Kimble presented his research on the effects of gamma radiation on sentient jellyfish, while Agent J demonstrated the proper way to defuse a bomb using only a toaster and a can of sardines.

Betty Brown was assigned to clean up the spill from last week's meeting, where someone accidentally dropped a liter of radioactive goo on the conference table.

Agent K and Dr. L had a heated discussion on the merits of Esperanto as a spy language, but ultimately decided to use a more practical solution: Pig Latin.